So, the part you have all been waiting for; the hilarity that ensued from FWA. I don’t’ even know where to start. Next time, I promise to have a journal right there with me. 1st off, I had gotten my tongue pierced the Monday that same week of the con: I’m going to be in a show in the next 2 weeks where having a hole in my tongue will be very important. So while I was at the Con, I was having some difficulty talking.. and eating certain foods. I rediscovered my love for Cookie Crisp when I found out I could eat that, and it didn’t hurt my tongue (I love you Cookie Crisp). I was eating with Mata, WolfPac, FilthyRotten, Jackal, and a few others the 1st night, and Jackal and WolfPac decide to be comedic and order buffalo wings. I love buffalo wings, but there was NO way I could eat them.. so I’m glaring at them both.. until WolfPac decided he wants TWO orders.. the bastard… Filthy ordered the same thing I did: a turkey sandwich. Mine got there 1st, and I was like “Mmmm this is sooo good. I can eat my turkey sandwich!” (as best as I could since I was lisping heavily) Her response? “Yeah, well at least I can SAY Turkey Sandwich!” oooh.. harsh… Funny, but sooo harsh. Much of the weekend was spent with people asking me to say words that had “ch” or “th” in them. And for the record, you’re all bastards for that, let me say..
I went trepsing around in my partial a few times, and that was all kinds of fun. There was a fursuit dance competition and OMG was it amazing! Kudos to Duke for doing Usher’s “Yeah”.. the dance routine from the actual video. There were a lot of other really good dancers. It never ceases to impress me when suiters can do the worm or breakdance..or do back handsprings in suit. I’ll have to step up my dancing skills for next year, muwahaha!
I also got to meet some very wicked kewl new furs: Fuego, Greyson, FilthyRotten, Jackal, Teej, Kodie, Archangel, and Recca. There were more.. oh so many more, and believe me I adore every last one of you. Yelling across an expanse of about 2 feet at the top of my lungs “HEEEEEEEY RECCAAAAAAAAA!! HIIII!” amused me for a good 15 minutes or more. Archangel is magic. Paws down. He’s just magic. I got a 45 minute massage, and it was amazing that he could massage a point at the base of my skull, and my tongue didn’t hurt, and I wasn’t lisping! And Kodie.. OMG was that boi hilarious. I ran into the room where they were playing Texas Hold’Em and yell out “Heeey Kodie! Black Power!” and ran out. I don’t think I ever saw soo many confused furs in my life, but it was funny as hell. Mind you, Kodie isn’t black, but he can quote movies typically only seen by predominantly black individuals, and he was the only white guy on his school’s step team. He’s awesome. Very very awesome. There was also some guy that worked in the hotel that I’m going to safely assume he was from the Ivory Coast. He kept giving me Dr Peppers like he was doing me some grand favor.. or he was buying my hand in marriage. I dunno. That is not how we do things in the States and besides, being on staff, I could have just gotten my own drink.. so he was nice, but he was made of fail.
Next up at some point will be my profuse modeling lineup. I’m so excited, I bought new things: ballet heels for a shoot in Jersey, a virtually one of a kind corset.. and other goodies for my personal pleasure
Till Then Stay Tuned!